Things I would rather do than develop in ASP.NET:

• Translate Wikipedia into morse code by hand. All of it.
• Push a screwdriver through my eyelid
• Go on a tourist trip to camp x-ray
• Vomit into my hat, and then drink it back up
• Lock my keys in my car
• Lock my keys in someone else's car
• Watch paint dry while a thousand firemen spray water from a thousand fire engines on to it for all eternity
• Be caught in an explosion in a carpet tack factory
• Run through the tube wearing a rucksack and a padded jacket
• Watch Porridge repeats
• Get locked in a lift with Gary Glitter for two weeks
• Get into a giant microwave, wearing tin foil underwear.
• Get into a giant microwave, wearing tin foil underwear, with a chicken's egg in my mouth
• Take part in a trampolining contest inside a hawthorn bush
• Eat at MacDonald's
• Swallow broken glass
• Data Entry
• Back up the internet to my hard drive
• Call Chuck Norris names to his face
• Book an appointmet with Harold Shipman
• Move to Georgia
• Cruise up #*@$ creek, using my hands as paddles
• Give Mahmoud Ahmadinejad the finger without being inside a nuclear bunker
• Cut out the middle-man and push reboot on my computer every hour
• Plaster over the dents in the brick wall
• Plaster over the corresponding dents in my forehead
• Carve Shakespeare's Henry V into my teeth with a Dremel® multi-tool
• Lick chenobyl
• Sit in a bathtub full of scisors
• Sell my kidneys to buy a timeshare in helmund province