Things I would rather do than develop in ASP.NET:
- Translate Wikipedia into morse code by hand. All of it.
- Push a screwdriver through my eyelid
- Go on a tourist trip to camp x-ray
- Vomit into my hat, and then drink it back up
- Lock my keys in my car
- Lock my keys in someone else's car
- Watch paint dry while a thousand firemen spray water from a thousand fire engines on to it for all eternity
- Be caught in an explosion in a carpet tack factory
- Run through the tube wearing a rucksack and a padded jacket
- Watch Porridge repeats
- Get locked in a lift with Gary Glitter for two weeks
- Get into a giant microwave, wearing tin foil underwear.
- Get into a giant microwave, wearing tin foil underwear, with a chicken's egg in my mouth
- Take part in a trampolining contest inside a hawthorn bush
- Eat at MacDonald's
- Swallow broken glass
- Data Entry
- Back up the internet to my hard drive
- Call Chuck Norris names to his face
- Book an appointmet with Harold Shipman
- Move to Georgia
- Cruise up #*@$ creek, using my hands as paddles
- Give Mahmoud Ahmadinejad the finger without being inside a nuclear bunker
- Cut out the middle-man and push reboot on my computer every hour
- Plaster over the dents in the brick wall
- Plaster over the corresponding dents in my forehead
- Carve Shakespeare's Henry V into my teeth with a Dremel® multi-tool
- Lick chenobyl
- Sit in a bathtub full of scisors
- Sell my kidneys to buy a timeshare in helmund province